The Plant Respector

Lyrics

People tell me they love nature But me? no, I can't relate to ya This feelin' i got, man, it is strong Mother nature can't be wrong 'Cause I'm the Plant Respector I can't hide it anymore I'm the Plant Respector Oh this title it ain't yours 'Cause I'm the Plant Respector Gotta get it off my chest I'm the Plant Respector Oh I swear I won't ever rest Growin' cucumbers in the garden baby And I know exactly what I'm gonna do next yeah I'm gonna let 'em grow in that garden 'Cause I'm not gonna pick 'em I respect 'em too much for that Walking down the street I see a fine lookin' tree And I know exactly what I'm gonna do next I'm not gonna touch it, not even at all 'Cause if I damage the bark then how's it gonna grow so tall? Yeah Yeah Just leave those Plants alone baby Show a little respect I got a basil Plant on my windowsill And I make sure to water it every day so I gave my neighbour a key to my house So he can water it every single time I'm away You'll never catch me mowin' a lawn 'Cause grass is Plants too, that's just plain wrong Now I respect Plants, make no mistake I would never even dream of touchin' dead leaves with a rake Plant Respector I know life's not always fair I'm the Plant Respector oh it's just my cross to bear I'm the Plant Respector and I fight for what is right I'm the Plant Respector plants will guide me toward the light And no matter how hard you try You cannot shake my faith I believe there is a Plant in the sky And he's got a plan for me So to all you vegetarians who choose to not eat meat Would you think of all the Plants whose parents they will never meet? 'Cause I'm the Plant Respector and fuck you if you're not I'm the Plant Respector and you vegans will all rot Yeah I'm the Plant Respector yeah just look into my eyes I'm the Plant Respector and I can never die